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2012
09.09

Full Instrumental Version Without Riffing:

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MST3K Version With Riffs:

Crow: Puma Man, he flies like a moron…

Crow: Puma Man, when will he find love…

Mike: Dick’s Red Owl, selection and service…

Tom: Snyder Drug, we’re busting up prices…

Crow: When, you want, the flavor of bacon in a dip…

Tom: The fat-free yogurt that’s not short on flavor…

Crow: Burn an old man, singe all his flesh off…

Crow: Now they’re going to boff in the air…

Tom: Glory to our space gods in the highest…

Tom: And glory to the “Thepumaman”…

Tom: And glory to the goofy Aztec Mask…

Episode 903
The Pumaman AKA L’uomo puma
Air Date: April 4, 1998
Director: Alberto De Martino
Year: 1980
Cast: Walter George Alton, Donald Pleasence, Miguel Angel Fuentes, Sydne Rome
Synopsis: Low-budget superhero flick about a young man given a mystical belt by a South American shaman in order to become a puma-empowered champion like his father before him.

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