- “Well, I wanna die” – Raleigh St. Clair in The Royal Tenenbaums
- “I’m a little bit lonely these days” – Herman Blume in Rushmore
- “I hope the roof flies off and I got sucked up into space” – Walt Bishop in Moonrise Kingdom
- “Go to bed, you sons of bitches” – Steve Zissou in The Life Aquatic
by Oliver Barrett for Spoke Art’s Bad Dads: The 3rd Annual Tribute to the Films of Wes Anderson.