Conan the Barbarian Drinks Alone

by Dan Panosian (urban-barbarian)

Conan is a sullen fellow. Prone to solitude for the most part. He’s generally very focused on his personal goals, most of which involve acquiring wealth. For the most part he’s not too concerned with the methods of acquiring what he’s after.

Sometimes people get hurt along the way.

In this particular case, the potential safety of this tavern’s patrons [ including Red Sonja! ] appears to be in jeopardy.

It’s safe to say Conan is not a people person. George Thorogood’s “I Drink Alone” melody seemed rather fitting.
– Dan Panosian

The other night I lay sleeping
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniel’s
And his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
– George Thorogood And The Destroyers