Dynamite Warrior (AKA Tabunfire, Kon Fai Bin, ???????) Trailer! Whatever you want to call it, it stars Dan Chupong (Born To Fight) and Panna Rittikrai (Tony Jaa’s mentor) and involves cattle rustling, black magic, rocketry and virginal menstrual blood. What more do you need to know? It hits Thai screens on December 21st and has already been picked up for North American release by Magnolia, so look for a release announcement soon.
A downloadable avi is also available at twitchfilm here.
This clip is from a 1990 Tamil film called Adhisaya Piravi. Although I think it’s funnier out of context, you can find some background info and even watch the film in its entirety at this site: Little Superstar aka King Kong.
By the way, I’d love to see this guy team up with Weng Weng from For Your Height Only. Maybe they could be secret agents undercover at an elementary school. Come on, you know that’d be just a little awesome. 🙂
I don’t think this show is past the pilot stage yet, but it looks damn funny. It stars Brian McCann from Late Night with Conan O’brien. How can you possibly go wrong with McCann? You McCann’t.
Saw this music video on the Tv in Japan blog. Some weird shit. It kinda sounds like Van Halen’s Jump in certain parts. Listen to the first verse and see if you can hear it. “Oh cant you see me standing here, Ive got my back against the record machine…” Anyway, that’s what it sounds like to me.
Southern’s controversial clip was made for its hit 1984 track “Miss Brand New Day,” a parody song that laughed at the sensibilities of young women who spent all their money buying designer label items.
Despite selling 300,000 copies, the music video for “Miss Brand New Day” was never aired until Southern released it as a bonus on its latest DVD, largely because the clip had effectively been treated as though it had been banned for obscenity.
” ‘Miss Brand New Day’ was part of the ‘Ninki Mono de Iko’ album and even its sleeve was viewed as a potential problem. (Southern All-Stars’ lead singer) Keisuke Kuwata got the sleeve picture in the news when he said it was designed using pubic hair as a motif,” a record industry insider tells Asahi Geino.
To counteract the diabolical laughter from my last post, I present to you one of the greatest laughs ever in the history of mankind. Thanks go out to Lex for sending me this video.
This reminds me of a nightmare I had once. Imagine sequencing those laughing girls between clips of people dying in horrible accidents. Would that be evil or hilarious? I think both. Warning: Watching this while high may cause you to jump out of a window in terror.
Directed/Written/Edited by: Katsuhito Ishii, Hajime Ishimine, Shin’ichiro Miki Starring: Tadanobu Asano, Andrew Alfieri, Ryo Case, Hideaki Anno
This film is described by Dennis Harvey of Variety as “a surreal sci-fi-musical-whatsit whose resistance to thematic or narrative logic renders viewers thoroughly – but not unpleasantly – bewildered for 2 1/2 hours. Breathtakingly, often hilariously bizarre.” Sounds cool.
official site synopsis from New York Asian Film Festival 2006
Something is broken My programming is flawed, fucked up, infested with bugs The bugs make me hate Make me ache Make me wish all this would end Make me wish I could reboot my brain
But no, I will continue To mosey around desecrating everything in my path Spilling out garbage Worrying women Frightening the elderly Washing my circuits in ethanol
There are no answers… I don’t even know what the fucking question would be
Going to Disney World to drop acid and goof on Mickey isn’t revolutionary; going to Disney World in full knowledge of how ridiculous and evil it all is and still having a great innocent time, in some almost unconscious, even psychotic way, is something else altogether. This is what de Certeau describes as “the art of being in-between,” and this is the only path of true freedom in today’s culture. Let us, then, be in-between. Let us revel in Baywatch, Joe Camel, Wired magazine, and even glossy books about the society of spectacle, but let’s never succumb to the glamorous allure of these things.
Just when you thought Steven Seagal couldn’t get any deadlier, he unleashes the soulful melodies from his crystal cave. They get stuck in your head like a knife, just like what happens to Tommy Lee Jones at the end of Under Siege.
Steven Seagal – Don’t You Cry
Just read these lyrics:
Would you feel the same If I was invisible, untouchable Would you call my name If you no longer see my face I won’t be far away…
I’ll be in your ocean I’ll be in the sky I’ll be forever, don’t you cry There’s no seperation Between you and I I’ll be here forever don’t you cry…
I’ll never die…
Steven Seagal lives in your ocean forever, and he’ll never die.
